I’ve Lost It!
I’ve lost my New York accent. *sigh*
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net
Neutral. Not Northern, Southern, or Western, just American. Your national American identity is more important to you than your local identity, because you don’t really have a local identity to begin with.
Stealing Sunday: The 35 Questions x2 Meme (Part One)
This week’s meme comes from Please Don’t Stop the Music.
1. How far away is the last person you kissed?
About 2 feet away. He’s missing some front teeth, too!
2. Has someone ever told you they would be with you forever?
Yes. What a freakin’ lie!
3. Last person you were in a car with?
My villagers.
4. Any plans for tomorrow?
Yepper – corrupting adult minds.
5. How long does it take for you to take a shower?
About 10 minutes – that is, when I can actually take a shower in a village of 7. And it usually goes something like this,
DH or DS: “Where are you?”
Me: “In the showerrrr!”
DH or DS: “Why are you taking a shower? What’s the matter?”
Me: “Ummm … I dunno … I think I should be allowed to take a shower at least once every 4 or 5 days.
DH or DS: “OH! EW!!! I didn’t need to hear that!”
Me: “Then why the heck didja ask?”
6. Best friend or close friends?
I have one best friend who is as messed up as I am! Thank you for being that way.
7. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Absolutely! My plans always start out as good ones – and then some know-it-all idiot interrupts a perfectly good day.
8. Did you kiss anyone Friday?
Absolutely! I love tiny kisses!
9. Ever thrown up in public?
Yes! I was a teenager and had a stomach bug. I threw up in front of a deli in Mahopac. The owners were not happy with me.
10. What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?
Nothing – it’s a blank canvas just waiting to be painted.
11. Who was the last person you talked to?
PigPen. We talked about poop. It’s a vast subject and a great conversation starter.
12. What is the WORST subject they teach at school?
Sociology. It is based on a theoretical knowledge of how people should act, but don’t. It’s subjective, at best. How does one grade subjectively?
13. Have you seen anyone lately that you don’t get along with?
Yes. ‘Nuff said.
14. What is your favourite colour top to wear?
Blue or white.
15. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes. Wrecked my brand new Firebird. Apparently, it doesn’t perform well in the rain.
16. What’s the closest thing to you that’s green?
Leaves in a cherub vase filled with faux roses. FAUX … roses. Faux …. Fake ….meaning, not real. I dunno – you be the judge.
17. Where would you like to be right now?
I’d like to be traveling the world.
18. Write down some lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
Snow Patrol – Chasing Cars
We’ll do it all
Everything
On our own
We don’t need
Anything
Or anyone
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
I don’t quite know
How to say
How I feel
Those three words
Are said too much
They’re not enough
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Forget what we’re told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that’s bursting into life
Let’s waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads
I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Forget what we’re told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that’s bursting into life
All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they’re all I can see
I don’t know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
19. How many dogs do you have?
None! They’re slobbering, pooping, things that cause me to work harder than life needs to be.
20. Is anything bugging you right now?
Yes. ‘Nuff said.
21. Is life going right for you now?
Yes. Very profitable as of late.
22. Is there someone you care about more than yourself?
Yes. My boys!
23. What made you laugh today?
Whose Line is it Anyway?
24. What was the last movie you watched?
Law Abiding Citizen and The Bounty Hunter. Apparently, it was a Gerard Butler weekend.
25. Whats the last conversation you had about?
Custom rims and tires @ Rent-N-Roll.
26. What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?
Picking the boat up off the pavement. It came undone, while moving.
27. Do you like your hair long or short?
Long. That way, it can be pulled … caveman style!
28. Do you want to see somebody right now?
Why, yes I do!
29. Do you like the rain?
Absolutely. Blame it on the Rain is a hot video! Just try and sit still while listening to it – can’t do it, can ya?
30. Did you have a valentine this year?
Yes.
31. The last person you kissed needs you at 3 am, would you go?
Emphatically yes! I’m good like that.
32. Would you honestly say you’d risk your life for someone else?
Yes, I would. It’s the rebel in me.
33. Honestly, if you could go back 1 month and change something would you?
Yes, I would.
34. How do you feel about boys smoking?
It’s a yucky habit. I’m not of the James Dean coolness.
35. Could you see yourself with someone forever?
Nahhh. I get bored too easily.
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Sunday Stealing: The Final Week of 2009 Meme

This week’s meme comes from Nik Durga of Spatula Forum.
1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
I had a hysterectomy. Vacationed in California, Maryland.
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I made four resolutions and didn’t even attempt at keeping one of them! I’m sucha loser!!!
3. How will you be spending New Year’s Eve?
We will continue our annual tradition of a filet mignon dinner, followed by setting off fireworks on the beach, and then watching the ball drop on the boob tube.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
YES! My Blackberry Curve was caught in a torrential downpour. It had a mighty hard and fought till the very last flicker of life.
5. What countries did you visit?
I didn’t leave the country this year, although I did travel extensively up and down the east coast throughout the year.
6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
Ironically, quality family time is what I want more of in 2010. 2009 was an emotionally charged year and ironically, even though we were together most of the time, we were not together much of the time.
7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
June 25th. Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died on that day.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
My biggest achievement was becoming knowledgeable about BHRT.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Having the inner strength to overcome adversity.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Yes, the hysterectomy — which made everything else about me outta whack!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Blackberry Curve — I don’t know how I ever survived without one!
12. Where did most of your money go?
Books, of course!
13. What song will always remind you of 2009?
Crazy– Gnarls Barkley
14. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Laying in the grass, looking up at the sky, in wonder and amazement.
15. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Being on the computer.
16. What was your favourite TV program?
Brothers & Sisters and House.
17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Nope … never … not me!
18. What was the best book you read?
Stephen Covey’s The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Peeps
19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Hmmmm … okay, I’m stumped. NEXT!!!
20. What was your favorite film of this year?
The Blind Side. It was such an inspiring movie.
21. What did you do on your birthday?
Good Lord — I can’t even remember what I did yesterday, much less what I did back in April. Ummm … probably ate a generous slab or two of Carvel ice cream cake. I think I’m salivating.
22. What kept you sane?
The beach and sand in my shorts. A good shot of Jack did the trick at times, too.
23. Who did you miss?
My BFF.
24. Who was the best new person you met?
Hmmm … I met many peeps this year, but none stand out above another.
25. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
Listen for the songbirds.
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