About Blondie
Things You Need to Know to Avoid Embarrassment
Should I send you unsolicited advice?
No, not really. I wouldn’t like you much after that.
What about a copy of the Bible? Should I send you one of those?
You may if you must. However, do not flame me or I’ll be forced to zap you out of cyberspace!
Why the foreign vernacular?
I’m incognito.
When did you start this website?
This website began back in the dark ages.
About the Author
Alice Knapp (aka Blondie or Bubbles) grew up in Brewster, New York where she spent most of her time daydreaming about what could be. Several decades later, not much has changed. She’s still daydreaming – except as an adult, it’s called procrastinating. ![]()
During her school years, she repeatedly heard the phrases, “You’re not working up to your potential” and “Don’t bother going to college – it’s a waste of other people’s time”.
Because of those comments, Alice has spent her entire adult life proving everyone wrong. You know who you are – and don’t bother saying you were just trying to push me to work harder and you knew she could do it. It’s poppycock and you should be ashamed of yourselves! She has earned 2 Master’s degrees and is currently pursuing a PhD. In 1990, she married (it didn’t work out) a guy who wanted children, however, neither envisioned having seven of the little suckers.
Alice started her blog in January 2005 and has moved it many,many times. So much so, that no one can find her. She plays a mean game of hide and seek! Today, Alice stays busy corrupting young adult minds, cleaning curious brown ick off the walls and floors, tackling insurmountable piles of laundry, and hiding in her very own “man-cave”.









